Ministry of Death and Death Prevention by Method of Invention NZ
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or MODI for Ministry of Death and Invention
MDADpbmi
NZ
modi for short
And interestingly, I am sure you have realised, its like MODI-fy the world of dying, it's meant to be all from old age, but you can modi-fy other things happenning.
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MODI also stands for all sensible , and all diamond standard ideas. Ie. stands up for those only.
Am from the shed as well as CAD, so do have real world shit, but MORE strict than you. But also inventive, and unstrict in that factor, of release, yet I like everything thought out well of all factors, and then clean it up later to a strictness, yet inventing along intelligent lines always. It works. It's hard to explain, But MODI is with this. It the way of MODI. Its very accurate. Does make mistakes but never out to the paid. and is logs open to public even. of ideas for back check also. byt a separate stream. But certainly no mistakes will be made if the public can back regulate thought into modi prior to a mistake. and prior to or even post funding. Its the whole family first thing.And its not going to take years of party change to fix this bullshitting stuff. It will happen as they say, in real time or slightly staggerred real time, and with respect for modi and modis prvacy from the crowd.
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The MODI Honesty program
(from TSOCPONZ)
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Always with the MODI, there will be a culture of honesty about mistakes. Thery are public open on website of anything, even a very large screwup in funding.
There is no hiding mistakes, and none will be made. The science must be stated in clear dimensional terms prior to funding.
And if we do change, it will be for better, prob funding save., and will always be open to public review prior. This is MODI: Honesty and diamond standard and intelligently regulated to remain so.
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Meet me half way with MODI and TSocPONZ and together using dimensional analysis auditing and invention mechanisms we can change the world to be death only by old age. We will get there step wise with time and re-audit.
This is the diamond standard I am talking about given time. Together we can make the world the way it is meant to be.
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Maybe not cotton wool safety just inescapables physics incidents first, then decide on furthers, but still with child consideration say of child neck break factors whilst for stats ones that are non the physics dimensional inescapables.
We can sub cross funding over physics based file ordering of the payment to some degree if you like for crossover area efficiency of pre-prototyping and checking, for stats kill areas. esp of kids stats maybe. I reckon I have been getting the cotton wool label right but like(well maybe media'ed anyway), but its not cotton wool to be designing shit like for no neck break physics off maya cad bones right), This is classy buffering, non overkill. with physics, and doesn't have to be change it if can instruct also at 0.1% fail from non listen maybe.
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To a hirer from labour party:
How about 100K pa for me and live in welly, for doing these things (plus account my old free stuff) there is noone else that does deserve it like I do. And I am not kidding. guys like me rare, intelligent, efficient, good hearted, care most to population, work hard, don't clock watch. Inventive. Realistic.
Formative also.
You'd be lucky hiring me in NZ. but it's NZ first in my opinion (not the party reff'ed here) if you go for it for a welly job. I care about NZ.
So the ministry of death and invention perhaps MODI for short
What will this be about?
Well, inventing fixes to stop deaths occurring all the time.
The method used is to properly think about relevant measurement and physics data for roundabout thinking of design and testing a fix invention for that particular problem.
All factors are considered, and it takes peer review before finalisation of the fix/invention fix. The idea is to meet all parameters for that accident type. And do them one by one by one, properly one after the other, and with full thought, prior to funding, and also pretesting of any prototypes.
I used to email around a lot to help try and save lives. Some things were done and some weren't unfortunately.
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Some of the things I got going were:
Those orange pole things with the rubber swing bases on them to the Ministry of Transport
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Another was the cable fences. These were originally meant to be for close treelines, but I knew that they caused inelastic collisions, so they became nationwide, and were cheaper than concrete barriers.
Some people are pissed off about the noise pollution after some highways were built using them (and def its cheaper), I was thinking perhaps could use thin concrete wedging beyond the cable fences to fix that also, and yet it would still also have on top of it, a tube fan wind generator within a cage (for people climbing motorway fences) but it would make it worth it because it would generate clean power also. And these people have to know that it was about saving lives as well as money. I admire the sacrifice they have made for having noise pollution, but perhaps they could take the attitude also that they should be power generating as well. Then the govt might fund it. or else you would have to make your own baffle fences would be the only other option (perhaps they can be power generating too for you), but this new thought attitude from understanding the initial reason for this as being about saving lives, not just being cheap.
A lot of thought went into those fences too,
heights of the cables vs all vehicles on the roads, number of cables, fence post hit waking up system, so the cables ran through them. The physics of a big truck and trailer can hit them, and with so many posts, the force is spread, and is mainly on the cable, the posts are just holders.
All of these things were taken into account by me, and then the MOT.
Many other things too, in medicine etc.
All emailed.
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One thing I wish they had done was my
original idea for the pneumatic extending bumper bar. This thing extends upon triggerring by manual or semi auto or
auto mechanisms. But I reckon semi auto at highest, with dash slam push button also still there thank you very much.
However anyway. Yeh it extends in a fraction of a second and retracts a bit slower, but does not look unsightly, even if have a ferrari.
The idea was for NZ to have a national factory and I emailed this to MOT a few times. But no cigar. I think people are more important than money, and say the jap car market falls over from it, or slows, and they need that money for fukushima, but you know I reckon they can get assets fluid, and cars would still be wanted for new looking ones, but they would have to diversify if rate of sales from ones not crashing anymore drops. But its about the people only, and their lives are the top priority in my mind.
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Other ideas like the double driver taxi for drunk drivers, so that it can drive both you and your car home, and a method for making it cheap too, and billed to phone bill, with interest if you have no cash.
This was meant to be a national program too.
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Another thing was an "inescapable water supplies" check program for the whole country including farm dams where they would be legally req for farmers to install the ladder themselves, in stainless, and take pics and send in for proof. or can have a ladder couriered if you want, but the ladder has to deal with any water height. But it might be other water stuff, getting sucked into some underground pipe or whatever. It was meant to be a national program. I sent this to the coroner, in the hope that they would change their department to also do inventing outwards, from an added one.
But this site is here in case they didn't.
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Hundreds of emails.
Another one for heightening hotel barriers
to above a tallest persons waist height then add a third for rotational inertia of going over, similar to this of that addition amount.
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Was once at equinox on bluff hill a baby had to stop from crawling under the fence up there, so tried to get engineering guys to weld pipes on the bottom, from napier engineering, and told the council also.
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cancer cures all sorts
cures for mental illness, (did some biochem)
attempted cures of some alzheimers etc. stuff.
That childs heart transplant thing, got them to call eftpos nz, and get the pos systems able to split payment by pos, to charity also from barcode on bench stickied on, so could do charity also, from those bench barcodes.
Suggested supercheap to them, as potential, they did that there.
that cable fence thing, it was done first on napier to clive treeline, cause was heaps of crosses there, so was the original reason, and now that can't happen anymore(and once when driving home, some 15 year old had hit it and took out a couple of posts, which was a great ego boost). ie. instead of the trees, which are massively inelastic.
heaps of shit.
Also various extinction event science theory stuff, but that is private. But did get emailed.
Oh yeh also those rubber standed pipe barrier things. They also whack your bonnet to wake you up, HOPEFULLY in time, for if asleep.
But you gotta have these nasty wakeup calls, cause those road bumper vibrator things may not, in some cases of deep sleepers. Plus they provide better visuals. As long as they are at places that don't interfere with cats eyes its good. ie. like corners sometimes at certain angles. But they do have their own reflectors anyway.(I think all the time?)unsure.
I def want a telemetry car, that does 3d road scanning. of surface plus side of the road for edges, cause lips at edge of asphalt very very dangerous. Like whats that road wairoa whatever, forgot. So shit, and twice a dude going down the same internal bank, and I barely travel that way much. Those asphalt lips are so bad, that's why I want the road scan telemetry car, that records it in holo at any speed you do, and it can handle by a stable and hardcore processor unit. A hardcore industrial unit. but also to always check the roads are all good and grippy maybe, or for any 100km pot holey stuff, or whatever, plus can do other things, like cliff scans by sonography, for debris, and roadside bank collapses. Maybe even the road underneath, if the cliff below that road will subside soon from equations put in after the data comes in. Prob real time cellular anyway or maybe not with all the cliffs, but maybe a sat uplink on it perhaps, but it doesn't matter, they could just upload when pull into town, zipped.
I like the parallel chess moves too, for best use of funding, for most result. I reckon we are in the dark ages for road safety.
What else? I wanted the line of sight for road users to be checked for intersections by use of normal level meters, so that head turn stats would be the last thing left to be stats at all, but for various vehicles, and then this would go to a layer in autocad over google maps so that you have these lines of sight, even from pedestrians too, and this makes this laser line of sight layer, of zapping laser lines over the road map, which can be used to fix shitty intersections, and to design new ones with perfection.
what else, i wanted to make this baby seat, but I suppose turning them backwards is semi good, but maybe could be used one day for car seats. The idea is to have the seat on a rollercoaster hoop, which sounds pretty non compact, but it would be the best. It can convert linear momentum into rotational momentum, in an accident. Hey it might work in a big van, but the baby seat one might be smaller.
I was interested in kits, for the back of seats effectively acting like an airbag. (check if not metal framing hard in them for car model), but yeh for the middle person, he has no back of seat head stopper thing, so maybe a kit for cars for putting a thing bn the seats, a spongy pad, and self supporting ie. the two car seats can move as per normal slide forward, slide back, tilt, whatever, as per usual, and just a loop of even bendable in collision pipe, floor bolted. with cushioning around it. And kits of those for any car, as well as maybe add cushioning thing to back of that bad type of framed seat, and prob at better angle for head, and relevant to diff head heights not mattering.
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I prob should learn to be heartless, shut my mouth for time efficiency vs deaths non considered, so I can get the good job, but it just makes me feel like shit.
But I would love to do this stuff, TSoc, MODI, and dream cloud govt(DCG),for work. and work in wellington, get a good paycheck, help with CAD work (I'm qualified!) while work is low, and invent some safety inventions, and get TSoc adverted, and just be able to do all of it.
But InterDEF. That's prob some UN side thing or something of how it goes, or from some special internat fund. It's so shit, when they start using people as empathy pawns, like that student dude. That's what I call them, empathy pawns. But this guy matters. An empathy pawn should never be used either way too though. ie. trump for political advancement, aye. I am sure he does actually care though, but this sort of shit of empathy pawns drum it up. It's a very old story I think, in wars.Home comes the vegetable maybe from brain hit, unless was psychological shut off, but you sure Jong Un is with it, I mean this country does love its flags a lot. Sure its not the guards bullshitting but finally got this vegetable'ised guy home. It could be a flag god effect. hey not that they are not motherfuckers. some cops during a black guy thing in us, he got vegetabilised too, or dead or something. I am just saying. Is he really an empathy pawn? or just bullshitting of guards starts WW3 aye. keep an open mind. he stole a flag. then bashings on, and supposedly respected by society. some workers go too far, act like pack hunt animals, when they feel they are backed. There's a style of worker but yeh. It shouldn't start ww3 nuclear! hey not that the us is not doing this already, the prevention right. I don't want to look like a wimp. but shit workers in north korea would def bs their govt. for execution stop. I reckon jong un should pay 5 million to the family, to state it as a non empathy pawn scenario, if its not one.
Anyway InterDEF might end up being just a prep program for many years to come, and the reasons are out of my control.
Its gonna make me look bad anyway, "hey crank interDEF. I don't care much about much at all", is gonna be peoples thinking.
but make mistaken empathy pawns that are not real ones. They must be real ones
for ww3 cause, ie, cause of war, basically!, being a scientist.
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Also came up with a not cat drown thing in pools, its like a walkway thing, that doesn't depend on liquid level. But also there is an old school way. You get a large stone, and put carpet down the whole wall, then under the stone. Then when are kittens, you have to teach them to use it, by dipping their bum in the cold water, and then only let them grab the carpet to get out, but they might need to learn to swim too, but they do seem to be able to do this naturally. But as long as they know the carpet is grippy for their claws, its pretty good. Its a good thing to do for cats while still young.
This stuffs gonna go global anyway, in time, by copy animal mimickry. and is another reason for me to be nz loyal. They might pay me 2 mill pa in china, but I do care. So later they will copy. I also sent that business recursion tax to china already, for basically to stop slave factory wages. but yeh. Sometimes my country loyal;ty has slipped vs human rights, but I really want to be loyal to NZ most of all. cause later I would look like a wanker. so fuck that. tsoc's gonna get copied and change the world. Also what I don't want is the govt being cheap for tsoc, hey why can't we just copy it later sort of thing. Fuck off with being cheap and lazy. I don't care if it cost you, and not others. You must do these formative things. It doesn't matter if you can wait and be noone but a bludger. The point is it can bring society together towards a goal to believe in. you don't want that shit as second hand goods.
The fire in london recently, merryl fire or whatever.
I think governments should have a farm shed in which to test burn pieces of insulation from any building around. And any material too.
They might also do CAD fire simulations, but are legally allowed to go and take pieces of insulation off any building they choose, (RIGHTS TO DO THIS) as long as that position it was taken from is fixed up like new, and with a new square metre say of insulation there.
So every type becomes known and lab tested, but you can record the fire, for speed, you can calorimetric bomb the material, you can take a sample of the material, and miscroscope it and record pics of it etc. Then you can make "FIRE CAD", a computer aided design system which has the probable physics from this lab, which can be used in say revit, or archicad, with added programming to simulate fires, or the people running this lab, also CAD up other buildings of any type, if were not designed in cad and the files for them are not made. But cheaply done, block-ed (CAD term) building parts, and sections, you can place together for "FIRE CAD" or configurations if building similar.
It's interesting the impetus behind paying also. Hell the landlord doesn't want to.
People don't want to because it is the landlords fault, then its the building designers fault. Sometimes I wish there was a social safety investment fund, share investing, that would try to run on idle vs
investment making vs safety purchasing,
to keep itself profiting, but then on top of that, the community can vote for some issue, prior to that issue happenning, for something sensible done like replacing cladding. But although the impetus is different, it would give the community taxpayer safety power. And then after its done, maybe ask the landlord for some contribution towards the fund also, but it can run without the guy.
A safety tax. of prob 0.1 percent on GST, but is contrinually share investing to get it running on inwards outwards idle And taxpayers can vote to increase or decrease it, vs needs, and share profit idling. but there are vids etc. prepped from fire cad say, ort any other area, of simulations say, so that people don't have to see the NOT sim on tv first before they care about it. Sensible pre decisions have to be made off best fit method too.
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lest the buying off of mediaworks by joyce, but yeh it would have been good having "SIM-news" of say fires and shit, and all from simulations, prior to changing gst for a month or two, after text vote.
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EQ SAFE INTERNAL SCAFFOLDING INDUSTRY CREATED
I want wellington, to and I wanted
christchurch to too, to set up internal scaffolding which is bolted together,
painted to whatever colour you like, and is full 5mm thick 2 and 1/2 inch dia (for one storey, more for 2) IRON only pipe,
and you can even get flashings that cover the pipe. Goes inside your bedrooms and kitchens etc. The roof can have 2 mm stainless plate to stop brick falls. 2 storey ones are a little different.
But basically, its meant to be an industry made of this, then doesn't matter at all what the house looks like.
It can get its WOF, and some rat rods get WOF's. So the houses could look very bad and have falling tiles on the inner walls etc. and it doesn't matter what it looks like at all.
But industrial buildings. This is another issue, which I am not interested in for scaffold safety. That sounds like multi million dollar kits, these pipe sections are just for the householders only, and their family safety, and to a true and real level, without great cost, and avoiding any building contractor bullshitting of actual cost vs actual physics based safety.
Blind corner technojunk cams
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I wanted there to be blind corner technojunk cameras made from old cell phones,
home made wind generators, with model sized
generator motors, and solar panelling also,
yeh and done cheap, and also the before corner sign systems so that you know way down the road if there is a car on wrong side also, prob an led strip widely spaced along cliff side could work, if it needed to be a few cars back, and the leds go red if there is one crossing centreline around a blind, and stay green if not. or above that it can be buffered with red/green led boards, that display a speed relevant to where another car is, oncoming to the blind, as well as if he is on the wrong side, obviously says stop then, but you know its very fast when they do it, if it is calculating the car placements before in a grid strip sort of near filel detector line around the cliff say, with leds/led matrices added at positions, or at the first two may be led matrices, and the ones for the following cars may just be leds..
I duno how cheap can you get it. outages would happen often if the wires werent inside some normal electrical orange pipe stuff, cause of cliff falls etc. An outage might also signal a stop sign or cliff word on led matrices, for not slamming into rockfalls too of already collapsed.
But the cost is quite high. won't be just technojunk after that.
could even have a "haz" word on it for a pulled over car.
You'd prbably if you were going the whole hog, prototype it in high crash areas first, and high blind roads, and check out how good it is.
But the whole countrys blinds, its gonna take some more gst. or the technojunk ones might just be enough maybe. but who knows, a couple of arduinos with satellite dishes made of aluminum foil could holo near field detect, either side of road blind, and laser up to six laser diodes to side of cliff (hey what about rain though), but there could be a cheap option that is reliable.
you could just have two cones then if it was the arduino thing, but shit laser scattering could even blind you from rain drop scattering, while driving. If was on the inside of the cliff, what could it do. nah doubt could get it cheaper than wiring. sand still rain fade if you tried to shoot a prismed phosphor screen at certain points so the screen says different things.
Nah thats just silly. the light might get bent by the rain anyway.
super high repeat ultrasound might work for wind and rain, BUT, you still need to enstate it to the people, what just from one sign. I reckon those normal big led signs are really expensive.
you need little ones but fresnel lens on them or spherical lens as well or something, so no matter where you are , it looks really clear, from any angle. maybe a combo semi sphere, and fresnel thing, but done properly, for optics, wahts that schuffman thing, I still don't get that. but sopmething so you can see it large and clear from any angle. You can even go out in rain, and try to rezero lens optics vs all possible positions.
and then change the hard set lens slightly. like cnc it more or something.by very small micro amounts, but you never know, the generic half sphere may be good enough. Like those photos that look at you from any angle. That sort of thing.
also look at peoples fields of vision if the windscreen is curved, could there be bad blinding effects. looks like a million later. still, kind of would be good to know about signs that are of best light, and figure out how not to screw it up for windshields curved or flat.
It would be quite interesting spending a million bucks on vision detection on roads, for a generic project, but you'd run out of money in ten minutes. like vision through wind and rain or maybe from not outside a vehicle, then cad up the head positions vs physics after for trucks etc. from the physics based inferences, but the telemetry car, it might do vision stuff as well. And then you have a visual detection layer for road accident prevention also in autocad, but that layer is 3d. A telemetry car maybe can do it.
But when they drive it, it can't shine in peoples eyes. maybre staggered colelction could be filled in later, if yo had general holo IR underneath, and radar and sonar. yeh expensive. I wish they did make this ultra telemetry car though, it could have ultrasound too, and can go trhough people and model people in their cars, for crash test dummy'ing in silkico in real world. The ultimate telemetry car could do anything. This car can have laser checked shocks etc. too, and brake fluid pressure monitoring CAD etc. This ultimate telemetry car would be the investment you want, plus imagine if the circuitry got mass produced,
so it became the new car safety systems, by using the backlogarithm data. This could make it worth it too. But really first up its for the ctitzens.
And takes a long time for models to changeover. Not an acceptable death rate. It's just for our road safety. Imagine that though, in future if that telemetry kit went mass production, then cars could know what drivers could see, what under-roads were caving from sonography,
what cliffs will fall, and they share the data so it gets sorted in advance and very accurately and specifically by road workers etc. Things change pretty quick too, the govt. telemetry wholistic car, prob gets micro'ed and mass produced in two or three years, after govt. runs. That could happen.
and they cloud share the data to some new google road safe layer on google earth.
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but yeh usually I get no money is the truth.
They always think its so easy to mind barrier break think. Like its lazy. I like my high standards. And there is No fucking way I am lazy. I reckon these guys reckon its taken for given.
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Old tyre use for a safer roading system(plus tyres are then not waste but used for something worthwhile)
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Id like to add tyres and bolted together tyres to roadside areas, after oiling with old motor oil, as road barriers for certain things to stop fatal accidents.
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Main cost is wages and transport of the tyre assemblies.
eyesore wise, they can be covered with material of any colour, maybe grass green, (watch the oil here). or some plastic corugate over if you want, and paint that for the town, but they may look nice and geometrical.and you can't kill people for something looks nice. It could even be thin 2 ply 3mm ply maybe, oiled or treated, then paint on that.Basically when someone crashes into it, it musn't be a problem, and gives well, with no schrapnel into window etc.
Tyres would have to be resprayed with motor oil every few years (old motor oil) to keep them supple, and functioning as a bouncy barrier. Old motor oil needs using, and ecologically it won't be that bad. It's great that the tyres stick around for a long time here too, The motor oil is gonna smell like a mechanics shed when walking past it, but I guess if its near mass traficked town spots, they may use something else.
Perhaps mostly, not many people will smell anything.and its not really that offensive anyway.And its not exactly PCB's or something. It may kill the grass, around slightly, but no big deal
The respraying may even be from not a spray gun in case of drift to the road. It may be done by oil aliquotting polishers,at low revs. or a towel that you oil soak, but something not too crappy. And must be done safely. I'd also like the assemblies if using standard ones, to be crash tested or checked with a force machine, if going to be used nationally. But we have to re-oil them.
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D JONES
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Human dino:
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InterDEF
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The Job Machine
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The TSOC Pop explode
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The Dream Cloud Government
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The Crapping Machine
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The Technosocialist Party of New Zealand
The gorge
Ages ago I tried to get the ministry of defence to, well I wanted them to, to do night runs of explosive to blow up bad parts of the gorge, for the "pre explosive species" for actually when it was gonna happen anyway later, with actual deaths.
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Anyway now, ie. 24/7/17 right
the gorge I have talked to simon bridges and shit ages ago. But the idea is this:
the gorge becomes a dirt and rock pickup area very certral, and good roads for truck pickup, for then goes to grading the rock and soil and used for other road projects, as well as it being a geotech engineers testbed of say the triangle strut device that can make falling debris go over the road into the ravine,and it is drilled into the cliff face, but uses heavy canvas or times 10 thick maybe, if needed but you blow up bits of cliff faces and the stuff goes into the river, by my rope explosive blankets,
which are just part gelignite charges but after that it would never even go on the road, but yeh general teting of that triangle strut thing might be good, and could use the gorge as a testbed for it, but also it would become a soil pickup depot, and def reoute the saddle road to not kill a town like woodville.
Theh crank the new reouted saddle road, and make it better, and then the gorge keeps getting micro exploded from further gelignite blankets to release more rock and soil for pickup, and its sort of terraforming the gorge to sdafeness, while its making money, and getting duirt and shit for the roads we need nationally to have dirt for, else sell for grading, and an easy location for pickup of dirt and rock for grading nationally.
SO eveyone wins. And it prtob makes heaps of money AND NOONES DIES FROM HUGE BOULDERS ON THEIR CAR< OR PUSHING THE CAR OFF THE GORGE.
but even later the gorge might end up being viable one day, after have got heaps of dirt.
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But thats parallel thinking for you. Fuck that would be awesome!!!. fuck the gorge and its death parameters. lets do this.
and its like less minutes was only 6 for saddle road extra, but through woodville too, so you don't ghost town them.
plus we get a main road like highwayish dirt and rock depot. Its gonna make money. But you have to separate the dirt and rocks first, and I HOPE its the right stuff. Obvioulsy not the right stuff non graded.
plus the gorge might be truly safe one day
after ten years of micro- exploding and pickups after used as a depot..
Like the idea of seed guns for sides of cliffs near vertical where scrub often doesn't wind pollinate cause seeds fall down by gravity, but this seed gun could shoot seed bullet, maybe in nutrient pill pressed bullet former, and poss has metal jacket on it maybe unless poisons the roots by the brass. but yeh, some sort of bullet, that can't blow up the barrel if used often. ie. reliable even if water gets to the bullets poss, but this is what is meant to let the seeds free in the soil, no barrel explosions from use in humidity or wet is the point of the ammo made well but can let the seeds grow from water, you'd have to test it well, those seed ammunition designs.
Family WOF:
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I want this to be a thing at the NZTA WOF station, or garages maybe could order the mail kit for them tioo.
It's just a reflector kit, so that you can do all the biikes and those scooters that children have, and maybe even the sides of skateboards, or some reflector that shines forwards and backwards for the front and rear of scooters and for skateboards front and rear.
Anyway at the WOF station, you can state your bikes and scooters and number of family and you can get a kits for all the vehicles, and you can hp it, not that it will be greatly expensive.
Then, you must send in pics of all the reflectors added and you get your family wof.
This can protect kids on the road, and adults too, for small things like scooters, and skateboards, often considered vehicles by the law, and yet with no safety wof added.
It's fairly lax, but you have to do it and pay the say about 80 bucks once for it and on hp if you like.
also come with instructions, you is 360 degree reflectuion for each "vehicle" item.
and may include walkers reflectiove leg or wrist bands too.
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Stupid
Scooters
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Seeding rifle on back of truck: can fire seeds inside ceeramic bullets compressed in pill presses, to form a nutrient ceramic bullet, and you put the seed in in the back of that It can stabilise hillsides.
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explosive grenade shooter, off back of teh truck:
used for removing slip material before it falls
Possible hydrocannon with very high pressure, that can remove dirt to a high degree to stop slips.has barrelling to spin the water in it.
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Scanner vehicle:
this I sent too by email:
was a to be a telelmetry vehicle, and it will scan hill sides, scans by sonic under of roads, can 3d light scan for edge of road tyre diconnection factors, as well as use small roller wheel plus scanner for testing road friction, all in one vehicle. Prototype one first, and remember how it is done. Make four more later when you need them. It is very dangerous the edge of road lips that occur bn gravel and the asphalt.
But you can scan any geometry to be run through a surface test program, of tyre conenction, even gutteres, and roundabout types.
Then you can do national runs and know what to fix, in order of importance, and with notice signs through slow road barrier before entering road before that one is affordable to fix, so you HAVE to slow and read it as you enter that road, byt the signage. (maybe be various other language signs there too. but basically fiorced to slow and read it before entrance if funding is too low. slow to 30 say. for 100m of t"each signs" and obviously at each end.
Train scoops:
I wanted to have these train scoops, sort of like snow ploughs, but people pllows, but they are actually pneumatically and sponge dampening for people by the way.
SO maybe then bikes and stuff could not go under train wheels.But the deflection would have to be at a third metre each side to get them def clear of the wheels. Little roller wheels control the low height of the "people plough", Another option is that its like a bulldozer scoop and they go into it, in a padded scoop, but this might be worse, or bulldozer plus plough maybe. But the train is decellerating too you see.
Truck car ploughs:
you can real make the wheels unable to be gone under for a car under a truck, the truck can have pneumatic dampening also, similar to the extending pneumatic bumper bar idea., but also pneumatically lowerable and raisable side of truck ones fro the area where you can slam into the side of a truck bn front and rear wheels, and then go under back wheels. this also could have a long bar you can lower..
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I sent all this stuff to the MLT ofr VTNZ but noone does it.
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Snake joint motorbike helmets
i wanted ther to be snake joint bike helmets that protect the neck also, and snake joint is around them, and they strap under the arms for never getting your neck broken when have a motorcycle accident. They'd be the best in the world. right now.
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Blind corner technojunk cameras
just made from old cell phones maybe, have little wind and solar generators on them. hobby sized perhaps. use battery saving mode all the time, can detect a blind corner driver at one side and also trigger a sign at the other side. to allow you to slow, and vice versa. but also records plates.screens are technojunk now too right. lcd ones in plastic bags, like thick plastic heat sealed bags, not crap ones. and will work fine. Many blibds so a great use for technojunk.
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pneumatic extending bumper bars
Just the national factory of these, and HP able or even GST hike loan.. at low interest for loaners, but low risk too.. very low.
same thing for trucks too. All interconnects must be perfect for all vehicle types.
side impact pneumatic extending device kits: this is a bit prob too at 100km/h. May still not save you but, perhaps foam kits too.
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Centre back seat kits for cars for if no seatbelt on, is a cushioning thing there at least instead of windscreen.
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silly ones, well semi:
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sleep drive tasers that wake you up
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I like corporate sleep buffering apps for truck drivers
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brain detecting alpha rythm sleep squid hats, that can detectect brain wave state ie. not delta. but just in a sunhat.
and that could plug into any peripheral, like taser zappers.
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Drive you and your car home:
They do it. They want to have the car in the morning, but a national service of taxi like, that can drive you and your vehicle home after drinking can take no charge, but can bill your phone bill at end of the month only, prepay wise can maybe lose 2 bucks per 20 dollar topup till paid or something. but nationwide. If not enough taxis, normal people can do it, and might be paid.
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Various changes to the licencing system:
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I want a gloden rule system setp up:
but aren't we so worried about them using only that by egotistical driving, but this must be stated too. that it is also about more than golden rules.
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One golden rule might be,:
If you cannot see it, you must be defnsively driing.
then list examples:
blind corner
child around bend
intersection
truck pass
just all these basic things.
and it would be ordered of importance maybe. Liek the bliond rule is the first one, say the speed one is next one, and the buffer one is the thrid one
you can order it, maybe the buffer anyway rule is the second law after the blind non sight law, and the third one is the slow speed law.
In this way you can points towards the best points if you know the three laws of sdriving or something, and can imagine as many scenarios as you can. or something, or maybe can use scratchies.
You have to have a think about it but yeh. Should eb these basic laws stated and the examples of them, so is very very organised.in teh youth mind.
prob even can recall if stoned or drunk even.. should not be but yes, this can buffer that.
you can design various learning methods of the laws, and prob you keep the old scratchies, but add the 3 golden rules one, and then just get them to relate the 3 golden rules one to the old road rule one by a third one. A comparity one.
and for buffer driving can be AA advice in there. also but is meant to allow you to consider yourself, and other traffic and even 3 vehicle viewpoints at once. Viewpoint engineering and the word empathy, or empathising, is part of licensing with the buffer golden rule ie. rule 2
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The Gorge II
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I sent this to MOT.
I don't know if ladies will like it for the paranoia effect, but its pretty good right. Different too.
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Hi
D Jones
With the gorge if you put a road along the riverside right down low, like a micro height viaduct sort of thing. That might work for price wise.
Maori iwi may not like it. It would be on the slip side to the left of the river, and to me you would eb just observing the river more closely, of its beauty.
It would be good because the slips above are held by the road, but not good if boulders go over the road down teh cliff on to cars, so this would have to be perfect, and you would have to know that the road won't fail from large slips onto cars below.
Another GIID thing about it is that you you the gorge road above to collect soil and stone greywacke for grading, and makes a business up there, and very accesible obviously.
But down below cars and trucks get through fast, would not shut off woodville I guess? No expensive tunnels. Shorter time of make it.
I was thinking you may be abel to relieve the gorge with micro explosive charges up above, for just small slips and this is carried away for grading.
Possibly if you were being super careeful you would not blow the micro charges while cars are below, but I suppose a triangular over hang roof could be put above the lower road, to deflect any stuff. But an interesting idea. May be too late for tenders now however..
Just still think about it.
Yours Sincerely
Daniel Jones
ps you will end up with 3 roads eventually if you exploded carefully, becasue the road above would still be good, and this time, safer. But that would take a lot of contracts, or even reroading from the gorge higher road soil and silt collect. (once graded it's ok that stuff right for roading, not too slippy?)
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you can get the old gorge rd back later too if you like.
But is used for the moment as the best rock-stopper and slip stopper as yet created by a govt. prior. Better than those nets. HA HA.
you might have to stick heightened rails on it, but I don't know if you would wall it. Maybe no boulders over, but to keep the road good the soild and l;oose stuff could auto spill over to protect tthe old road at that torque length. Yeh but this certainly requires thinking about that over-road roof down below., with big steel section overroad deflector stuff.
But def you end up long term with 3 roads.possible. And not to destroy woodville. Well i haven't actually checked out how you get out opf the gorge and up to woodville, but I don't really know the area. I just think you could.have a rise road if you need one.
If def had to have those lower overhead triangle sections, then, maybe have to pay boviously, but can toll road too. But taxes are fast and low bank fees.
But you gotta think long term, what happens if the road becomes unstabe from eq moves, and becomes need to remove it. It would have to be at a high cost.
They say its on the move the gorge from the plates. but, is it gonna be all good poled into the cliff in 100 or even 50 years too.? One thing I ceratinly don't want is aroad falling onto another road, along with gravel, or without it even.
Maybe they are talking its only the soils on the move really. Like the road might be ok.
It was designed originally to be right. Well shit.
kERMIT ENDORSES THE NATIONAL PNEUMATIC EXTENDING BUMPER BAR KIT FACTORY:
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AND SOME BEERS AFTER. THAT'S ALlL BULLSHIT THAT TEABAG THERE.HE JUST STUCK THAT IN THERE OR PBS DID TO MAKE IT CHILD FRIENDLY.
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BUT DEF WE WILL BE HAVING BEERS AFTER THAT FUCKERS GONE. THIS IS WHAT ITS ABOUT: PERMANENT DELETION OF DEATH FACTORS BY INVENTION AND DIMENSION.
THAT MIGHT COST YOU LIKE 1 DOLLAR BEFORE A BEER THAT NIGHT. TO GET THAT DONE WHAT A NIGHT IT WOULD BE AFTER PAYING A BUCK IN TAX.REAL QUICK WITH ISSUE VOTING. NEXT DAYS ITS ON FOR CONTRACTS. IT'D BE THAT QUICK WITH ME. MASSIVE REAL TIME CRAP.
maybe you are paying my old luxuries tax: TO death rate RATIO business build tax, AYE!
i HEARD FROM PBS ABOUT KERMITS DRINKING PROB TOO, NOT MEANT TO MENTION IT. ALSO REMMEBER THE SWAMP SONG. HE WAS ON ACID THAT DAY, AND ANGEL DUST TOO. HE WAS BEFORE CHARLIE.
What else did I do. I did that thing for those plastic pointers on trucks for wheel nut checking. bloody good thing to get rid of. I see them on petrol tankers and shit now.
good safety thing. fantastic can't have a wheel come off, and it's good indicative safety. so never again for that. nice and safe for long term, and when they check the tyre pressure they check the pointer compass needle chart. It's not often it happens but now it can't. you can bend your wheel hubs easy with heavy loads so is very important really.
wheel hub pointers
Dork safety and coolness combined for spokey dokeys on cars too? If it is cool looking on top of mags, maybe. otherwise the youth will bounce it. sorry if reading this, youth.
Low Hanging powerlines on farms
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I was thinking about that and sent an email years ago, but it didn't happen. Anyway the idea was to have user pay kits. Ie. the farmer pays, and installs a powerline cover of some yellow high vis UV non discolouring high vis (poss even glow in dark yellow) pipe, that you can put over power lines hanging down, and also there is a flag on it in the middle.
Cut a slit up the pipe and can just lay it over. Also comes with a plastic extender rod and black nitrile gloves. Plus instructions to wear a rubber raincoat, and not to do it on a rainy day, and etc of how it can earth.
Also needs to be figured out for water condensation, and possibly capping the ends, or if the slit lets water out, when a person pushes up on it will it expose the line to them, so then you might think the coil ones rtight, but they could expose you also. It may require doing double piping, with the first slit down and second up. (slits so as to not have to take down the lines and feed it on, and so can be done by anyone.)
Maybe that. but you use a ladder right, and maybe has to be on top of a rubber or foam mat say.
but the design must not allow water condensation to connect bn line and water droplets. prob half cotton spool like end caps, with FAR higher circumference than tube, for one thing, and check water tension and poss spray with a water detensioning spray. I have heard you can get materials like that now, but just a spray of that ultra water repelling stuff.
The kit might cost a clean grand or so, but length needed is stated. could be 800 maybe. dunno. If has a flag, that flag must not collect water, and is glow in the dark bright yellow too. similar ultra water repellant spray on it again. and may be a pvc one.
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A bit worried about any capacitance effect through this stuff. It is AC. Maybe it could happen. We will have to pretest it.
Dunno if they HAVE to buy them. It is their life and but their workers too. Don't want any cheap cunts doing it dodgy by DIY either. It would be a grand and thats it. And would be not much profit made on it at all. Another idea is to use a nylon rope between the posts, then use a second rop around that to raise it up in various v triangles all along. But can it handle the weight. In some slightly higher lines this may work vs farm equipment heights checked etc. =Cheap as shit with nylon rope. But will this rope sun degrade. It is good to have it be good UV stuff, and maybe yellow for high vis again. or orange. Maybe two ropes along the top, or three, then several rope wrap triangle cantilevers off that.
It would be better if that would work all the time. But farm equipment use height check is involved. But if you had to use it, it def won't blow the budget at a grand.
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An interesting question is how hardy is that water repellant spray going to be? and is it UV proof as a chemical for long term use.
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Another note: could combine rope and hose systems too.
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Also: sometimes the farmer could simply build another prop of wood, but water can seep into wood etc. so just a car tyre prop on the top with no water condensation leaks of power there too. def the power co. will charge you for that. you have to do it well. something ceramic even if you have it. But it will be dangerous done wrong. We could make a partial kit of that if you want also. But also is this pole annoying for farm work? Maybe could sell the ceramic half hoop to you or something, but has also a ceramic half-loop at 180 degs to that hoop to stop wind blow off of the line. (half-loop bolt on obviously) prob 50-100 bucks I guess. That half-loop might even end up being a spring clicker ceramic one if lucky. or actually a hook with a spring trigger that is trigger mouse trap type one once, once the cable is inside it, and you wiggle it against the mouse trap trigger, then it springs down. cause the cable is slack right, is the point. You couldn't push up on it easily.
Then if wanted a wooden pole kits too, just some extending aerialing thing, with various bolt holes, say 2 x 4's with square galv metal slider straps, that slide side by side staggered, then various bolt hole positions pre drilled. and a base with some say 2x 4 nailed on each side, or bolt through the three 2x4's and tapered to whack it in. or could just concrete that too for extra safety or poss less earth connection is block is raised, by a square concrete mould above ground, Ie. the concrete extends above ground.
Interesting. Maybe.
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dunno if said it, but wood soaks up water, would need paint, but it can be wet on outside too, of paint without major bead breaks of water. fibreglass pipe good too as idea.
it's great when you think ALL, because dealing with social populations, you must think of all peoples ideas and figure out safety for them.
fuck making even ONE social mistake in safety invention. testing works. I know that.
but long term viability is impt too. which you must theorise.
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Those plastic wheel nut turn checkers on trucks.
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Shit why did that happen dude. Another email from me.You def can't lose your wheel now, You may think that was a dumb thing to have paid for. It's happenned before. It's like 40 dollars per truck on user pays. It was a good thing for road accident security. They didn't go with the self ratcheting ones, but yeh its cost.
But its good and its done.
prob the self tightening one would have merely disguised it permanently, and really it needs a truck torque wrench to tighten it well.
but the thing of them. It was not wasted money, and that UV PVC plastic hangs around for many many years for trade ons. They are great things to exist.I am def proud I made them exist, from thin air was only around before.
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I sent to OSH, buty heres the idea:
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So as a CAD guy I am pretty generic but generic is what you need first off. And I am very realistic.
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I was hooping that OSH could observe a workday of movements of workers, and use orange spray paint to highlight danger areas. But also the van they have has in the back MDF sheets, but hopefullly plywood, even treated stuff, or just primered, and they guy can cut sheets and bolt them on to factory frames to protect workers from gear chains, and also to heavy metal strap swimming pool wire, and glue on foam pads for fall heights if gonna go into some machine.
But its very generic, and very important to be done. He can measure stuff up skill saw cut it and bolt it on. and strap and glue the fall height stuff on. And basically just to protect workers from any dangers of extremity catch of hand or foot or anything, even neck worst of all, but yeh, just machine framing is generic so we need to complete its safety generically.
If we did that we would have fixed the main problems. Its not all about E-STOP switches either. It's about generic protection. And also workers can request the ply etc. fittings also.
Possibly also for tractor like systems as well and machine systems that use well any framing, we can deal with it, and protect workers. So yeh moving crop machines etc. too and tractors.
Just both are needed. And very simple to fix main problems.
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A word on E-STOP buttons: they have factor dependency, of if someone can press them, def retain them, but this covering stuff is time and help worker independant. It protects over time always. It's random factor fluctuation wise much more clued on.
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Becomes "dimensional diamond" is what I call it. Infallible.I use that term sometimes.
Bread and butter OSH for factory frames
Port deaths
I sent a thing about that to OSH. I figure the coontainers may screw with cell radio, but an app system, where also can take two batteries from port depot, so cell always charged, and has alarm, but you have to find out where other workers are in the port, and if they are say behind a container. Perhaps button press system with alarm every two minutes with say belt button also to cell if can do it through usb input box, but yeh it always bitches at you to press it again. and this might help with gps fails I guess, but yeh You might need to put repeater stations on extender pipes in ports which can poinjt to any position, vs containers positions and as changeable over time. It has to be done right. noone squashed, and the gps radio posi is good. and they have to ping you with button push box if in near area, for you ansd any other non-linked members are not near you, and is also a ping stop button to press. This sort of idea, but it must be dimensionally perfected. Can also use for forestry etc. could calculate tree height length to squash area by program too of tree fall. But def nothing must fuck with the signals, even machines.
You have to radio audit pre check it, against a 3d map of all possible places containers of machines can be. and where people can be.
Needs to be specific dangers spoken too for different work areas for different programming.
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Also I though of if locked in container, can have on belt mini chuck drill would be better than jaycar one, but can hold cell up to a sattellite curved surface and put the endmill/drill pice, of which are ten spares on belt, and spare cell battery, but can hopefully get cell signal through that hole drilled, could also have a side holder for endmill use to push it along sideways, but I didn't state this much quality to OSH by email. Then cut yourself out of there, and is pretested on one old container to make sure it works well.Some batman belt like this. maybe 100ml water hippy on it too, and protein pack, of jerky, not milk for allergy type.could be user pays, but mandatory or half and half from employer., and it can have that cell link hot box button on it too, But you need a new supporting massively cell case that supports the usb input well, and can smash a hammer on the usb input position, but would not come out or be moved at all. special casing. with big rubber wire to the belt, and the usb holding position system so it a prefect off factory plug in right from the start and cannot move even a tenth of a millimetre, and the port was all good from a new cell from the start. or could ask a celll co to make a wire out heavy link one, with still massive rubber thing around it, and not flexi at all at the point required.could even have steel around it at non electronic reluctance diameter, if stainless.pipe around that. You could have a whole stainless case. with that pipe off it.
be real careful with the radio auditing though, some electric motor just could fuck things up.
Also on port batman belt is mini airhorn, off bb gun co2 cartridge, and a spare cartridge.maybe as well just have a double cartidge in one, and meant to use left one only, so as it has always got gas, perhaps double deodorant for def no leaks.but case them for getting hit. just a pair of mini lynx can sized ones, with affit airhorn nozzle on both, and then use left only, but check right non often. i guess. then swap out at port office the left usually. and machines have to stop if hear airhorn. teach program of if worker thinks will be crushed to sound despite embarrassment.would not be hard to make those airhorn nozzles that fit onto mini deodorant form factor size.but just air of course. not oxygen pure too. but yeh you know. so also the nozzle break, the twin casing must push down, and cannot bend the tube, and then its just done of the twin mini airhorn, and just can put on belt and use left one only first. but check the right one once a month, from mini squirt.well maybe.that little belt pack double mini airhorn, should be prob first priority whilst doing the cell app system.
for meantime saves. if they wear earmuffs though its fucked, maybe little on earmuff near capacitance squeaker too, for airmuff radio f of those earmuffs that pick up radio and are those noise protect ones. little vibrator radio trans circuit also that is earmuff freq or runs through, and really annoying to their ears, but works same time as press normal twin belt airhorn press. but then have to recharge batteries oft when leave work at port office. maybe that thing could do all at once or scan through all radiostation freq's and make pain ear noise, at 50 metres range. just one of those olf fm bug circuits. oi and am. dunno about all freq's at once. you would need a multiradio circuit. also what about a purple smoke shoot up only cannister. on the belt. lie directed smoke but is just off a powder pack that is like off those mini airhorn mini deodorant ones, or actual bb gun one pierce powder pack upwards smoke type thing. Yeh just pierce it once right then. then the gas flows through the powder and out through the nozzle that you point upwards, some flue nozzle. and all on the safety batman belt for not even just ports, but forestry and other areas. A trumopet upwards thin trumpet horn shaped nozzle, that pushes the purple powder out. What about night time though. Needs LED shiner on it. And the powders refelctive purple say. You proba want it orange I guess. or yellow. for best see. so the thing has a torch on it and you hold it upwards after blow powder, but if you can escpae you shouldn't wait around, semi spherical bulb too, for all angles.you could make that double airhorn thing, a triple pack with powder pack in middle, and battery too.
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OSH'ing ourselves too:
Just send pics of before and afters.
But then request por full workday observe evaluation. The legal factors matter, but won't once its happenned, but he may see something you have missed as outside observer, but you should DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, while waiting for the OSH van worker.
Anything to declare, you declare it sort of thing. Instead of waiting. Might be a backlog too. It's all good with me, if you use your brain, and state reasoning in a formal letter with pictures etc.
but def an external observer can give insight you might not have seen.
your boss doesn't know the workday either, so he'll just come along and do really dumb things, so haul him up on what is the true things to be done. He has no idea what the true workday is like.
Child Safety
I contacted cps once and was wanting a website. Doesn’t have to be the cps vibe, but:
Idea is to have a website for mothers safety dangers blogging, else can be done through plunket etc. but the idea is for there to be (done by the mother, and father too) a spot check of household dangers, that the child can be in danger from. And the parents go around the home photographing dangers for kids and removing them, then posting what they did on a page, and then a system can be formed for doing them, but always new ones are welcome to be posted.
Would be good because would get the parents thinking about that stuff, and would also contribute socially. Takes honesty as well, and heart for other children that could be in danger, but can be in social areas too, say for that child that fell down that manhole, and the public can photograph with phone and post things too, and it could be for out of the house stuff too. You can even request info on how to fix something if the father is not inventive, but I am sure he will be. Then validity checks could be given for what has been done. Various things for say that kid that climbed through that farm fence, two wires must have crossed over against his neck when he went through. Some of that sort of generic stuff is quite hard to deal with, but something like that fence if did dummy video made of how wires can cross over for 3 year olds, more of them might test that assumption. Perhaps could make chain link hook lines with that fence post area removed of a special place to go through the fence for 3 yr olds. Since 3 yr olds are into testing assumptions by ego age, dunno about the video showing them the danger. That could in fact make more die, statistically. But could have vid for parents, and show a hook system and materials for it. Just those keychain/dog collar slide hooks.
In cases of such deaths, maybe, well I was thinking that, that the parents of the dead child could do the posting, say for that farm fence death to that mothers safety site, if they want to, even design it and video it, show materials needed etc. and how to stop it nationally. But they may want to. They might be asked if do, for doing something for national child safety, from govt. knows their contact details. Nice gesture. There are a lot of farms out there with kids and millions of kilometres of fence line. Can be told the suggested fix, but maybe they can make the post, with materials cost etc. and how to do it. Just could feel like government slamming fix elsewise, and the govt. can be dumb too.
I was talking to the coroners court also, and I thought they could have an invention output system on top of just finding out about deaths, but to actually influence them on the non repeat or even pre think tank this way. You might be surprised how much news repeats.